lionmighty:

7mangoes:

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.

wonderytho:

meirl

unsettlingstories:

I’d watch this a thousand fucking times.

ministryofmagiclondon:

Who here is a Ravenclaw!? ✨🦅

foodffs:

Honey Mead Beehive Cake

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Is this how you roll?

nymori:

corvell:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

I love this post so I made a thing.

lizardyne:

MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

lumnch:

When anyone but the mcelroys talks like the mcelroys it is absolutely unbearable. The closer they get to emulating their affectations the more it sounds like nails on a chalkboard, a phenomenon I am naming “The McElroy Valley.” In this essay I will

todaysbird:

i know these are birds…but this really perfectly conveys the EXACT feeling of meeting someone really tall